Santa Banta Jokes

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A Boy and a Girl were walking on the road..

They found a 1000 Rupees Note on the road


Girl : what to do with this money now?


Boy : lets take 50-50

..

Girl: Okay but baaki ke 900 Rs ka kya karenge ?

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Sir: Define Energy?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, 

thoda last ka pata hain, bas.


Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata 

       hain utna bolo


Santa: “and this is called Energ…”

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अधिकारी- ऐसी कौन सी औरत है, जिसे 100% पता हो की उसका पति कहाँ है??
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