Lockdown mein itna ludo khel liya hain ki....

👩_‪‎लड़की‬-‪ जानू‬ तुम इतने‪ 😘 

          स्वीट‬ क्यों हो ?‪

👨_‎लड़का‬-  मेरे‪ पैदा‬ होते ही मेरे‪ ‎घरवालों

             ‬ ने मुझे‪ चाशनी ‬में‪ डुबो‬ दिया था :

Raj- I love you
Rose- Nothing special all boys say same to me
coz I am damn höt N cüte
Raj-I rechage your mobile
I rechage your data
I fill fuel in your scooty
I take you McD
I take you Pizza Hut
I take you to chinese corner
I take you to PVR
I take you to Panipuri wala etc...
Rose-chup kar pagle ab rulayega kaya ?
Rose-I love you too..............

Baap : Beta teri girlfriend hai..

Beta : Nahi …

Baap :Aaj Kal to sabki hoti hai..

thoda social bano..

Beta (Sarmate Huye) : Waise ek hai..

Baap (Thappadh lagatte huye) : Nalayak Isse ki wajah se fail huwa hai tu

Babu Rao ki girlfriend babu rao se........

Girlfriend : Mujhe Maaf Kar Do

Maine Tumse Chhupaya Meri

Mangni Ho Chuki Hai...

.

.

.

. . .

.

.

Babu Rao : Are Tension Nahi Lene Ka....Chalo Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachchon Se Milwata Hu..