Teacher and student funny jokes

न जाने किस तरह का इश्क कर रहे हैं हम,

जिसके हो नहीं सकते उसी के हो रहे हैं हम।।

Wife: Now-a-days, people are talking very much about GST. What is this GST? She asks her husband.

Husband: It is not so easy to understand. Okay, listen to me; I will try to explain with a very simple example of my life.

When I was not married, if I came home at late night, first I had to give explanation to my sister at the door why I was so late. Then, it is to my mother and lastly to my father. Now after marriage, if I get late, I need not give explanation for three times, only single explanation to you solves the problem. 

This is the brief idea about GST. Now are you clear?

What the heart gives away is never gone,

 But kept in the hearts of others, 

 From dusk to dawn.

 Hug you from the core of my heart. 

 Happy Hug Day!

इस नये साल मे खुशियों की बरसाते हो,
प्यार के दिन और मोहब्बत भरी राते हो,
रंजिशे नफ़रते मिट जाए सदा के लिए,
सभी के दिलो में ऐसी चाहतें हो!!