A Boy and a Girl were walking on the road..

They found a 1000 Rupees Note on the road


Girl : what to do with this money now?


Boy : lets take 50-50

..

Girl: Okay but baaki ke 900 Rs ka kya karenge ?

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Santa aur Banta 8th mein 

aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le


Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??

Agle janam Fir NURSERY 

se shuru karna padega?


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Sir: Define Energy?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, 

thoda last ka pata hain, bas.


Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata 

       hain utna bolo


Santa: “and this is called Energ…”

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Santa ke lips jale hue the

Banta: Kaise jale


Santa: Wife ko railway station 

drop karne gaya tha.


Banta: To?


Santa: Khushi ke mare, 

Train ke engine ko choom liya !!!


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Santa roti ka ek bite khud kha 

 raha tha aur ek paas baithi 

  murgi ko khila raha tha…


Banta: “Ye kya kar raha hai?”


Santa- “Chicken ke sath roti 

       kha raha hu.”

        😝😝😝😝

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