Narendra Modi jokes in hindi

मई २०१९ का सबसे बड़ा डॉयलाग होगा,

कितने आदमी थे ?

दो आदमी थे सिर्फ दो ,

और तुम २२ फिर भी हार गए |

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Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..

Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..


Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa

Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga


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Ek Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel 

rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol raha tha,

Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao…

Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao…

Aise bolta dekh, Uske BAAP ne uski train rok ke, 

usko ek zor se thappad laga diya !!

Bachha thodi der rokar chup ho gaya 

aur fir shuru ho gaya,

Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao…

Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utar jao…

Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se 

Train 10 min late ho gayi hai..!!

     😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

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Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace

Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…

Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, 

 Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!

          😝😝😝😝🤣🤣

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