Student And Teacher

Sir: Define Energy?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, 

thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata 

       hain utna bolo

Santa: “and this is called Energ…”

         😄😄😄😄😄😄

Santa aur Banta 8th mein 

aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??

Agle janam Fir NURSERY 

se shuru karna padega?

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye.

 Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gayi..

Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. 

Tang karta hai… bahut marta hai.

Next day master ka hath toot jata hai…

Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le… Bahut marte hai.

Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa apko kuch nahi hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyon?

Bacha :- Maa kahan hain…??

Baap :- Pados me Sharma uncle ki Death ho gayi hai, 

wahan Gayi hai..

  😝😝😝😝

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..