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जलन होने लगती हैं 

Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye.

 Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gayi..

Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. 

Tang karta hai… bahut marta hai.

Next day master ka hath toot jata hai…

Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le… Bahut marte hai.

Next day baap ghar aate hain,

Bacha :- Papa apko kuch nahi hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyon?

Bacha :- Maa kahan hain…??

Baap :- Pados me Sharma uncle ki Death ho gayi hai, 

wahan Gayi hai..

  😝😝😝😝

Teacher : Chipkali kise kehte hai???

Pappu : Chipkali ek garib magarmach hai,

jise bachpan me born vita wala dudh nahi mila,

jis kaaran woh kuposhan ka shikaar ho gai.

Tum bhi Jhoome masti me,

Hum bhi jhoome masti me,

Shor hua saari basti me..

Jhoome sab holi ki Masti me..

Mast Mast ye Masti rahe sada aapki Kashti me,

Beet Gayi HOLI fir bhi..

Mubarak ho HOLI bheegi masti Me !