Ek Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel 

rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol raha tha,

Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao…

Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao…

Aise bolta dekh, Uske BAAP ne uski train rok ke, 

usko ek zor se thappad laga diya !!

Bachha thodi der rokar chup ho gaya 

aur fir shuru ho gaya,

Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao…

Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utar jao…

Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se 

Train 10 min late ho gayi hai..!!

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Santa aur Banta 8th mein 

aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le


Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??

Agle janam Fir NURSERY 

se shuru karna padega?


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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye.

 Roz roz dant ti hai.

Next day zuban cut gayi..


Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. 

Tang karta hai… bahut marta hai.


Next day master ka hath toot jata hai…


Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le… Bahut marte hai.


Next day baap ghar aate hain,


Bacha :- Papa apko kuch nahi hua ??


Baap :- Nahi kyon?


Bacha :- Maa kahan hain…??


Baap :- Pados me Sharma uncle ki Death ho gayi hai, 

wahan Gayi hai..

  😝😝😝😝


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Sir: Define Energy?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, 

thoda last ka pata hain, bas.


Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata 

       hain utna bolo


Santa: “and this is called Energ…”

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टीचर :- 'एक पन्त, दुई काज' 

मुहावरे को वाक्य में प्रयोग करो..?


विद्यार्थी:-मुन्शी दास मूतन  गए..।

  मूतन लग गई पाद..।। 

  पादत-पादत.. हग दियो..।

    एक पन्त, दुई काज..।।.

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