SL-6544

Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.

SL-6522

If a man expects his wife to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her!

SL-6539

A good husband makes a good wife.

SL-6541

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.

SL-6542

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

SL-6543

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

SL-6540

I do not want a husband who honours me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.

SL-6520

Husband is the HEAD of the family and wife is the NECK that turns the head around!!

SL-6521

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I am wrong and she agrees with me. :)

SL-6523

Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.

SL-6524

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

SL-6525

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

SL-6526

All married women are not wives.

SL-6527

To my wife: Just like wine gets sweeter as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with every passing day.

SL-6528

I love being my husband’s wife.

SL-6529

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

SL-6530

Mistress gets surprise gifts, Wife gets laundry.

SL-6531

Mistress gets champagne and caviar, With wife, “Darling, we have to save”.

SL-6532

Mistress enjoys 5 star resorts, With wife, 5 star is too expensive.

SL-6533

Husband gets bankrupt, Mistress disappears, Wife stands by husband.

SL-6534

Life is not fair.

SL-6535

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

SL-6536

My life really began when I married my husband.

SL-6537

A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

SL-6538

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

SL-6545

One day my wife’s credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!

SL-6546

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

SL-6547

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

SL-6548

Happy wife, happy life.

SL-6549

A female that remains loyal to you without a relationship is a female you should wife.

SL-6550

A good wife makes a good husband.

SL-6551

Such bliss is not meant to last. In my husband’s house, my children were my real gifts.

SL-6552

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

SL-6553

In this dirty minded world, you are either someone’s wife or someone’s whore.

SL-6554

I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.

SL-6555

If you think it’s tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter’s wife.

SL-6556

Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.

SL-6557

Win the heart of your wife by helping her in kitchen so that she will surrender to you in response.

SL-6558

A man’s home is his wife’s castle.

SL-6559

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too – for being married so many times.

SL-6560

My husband calls me ‘catfish.’ He says I’m all mouth and no brains.

SL-6561

When anybody’s wife praises her husband, he is known as good person.

SL-6562

A husband ignores his wife in each way and love his brother’s wife many ways.

SL-6563

Enjoy life with your wife

SL-6564

A happy wife is a happy life. Appreciate her

SL-6565

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

SL-6566

A man’s mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.