A good lawyer makes you believe the truth but a great lawyer makes you believe in the lie.
The are three sides to every story 1. Your storry 2. My story 3. And the True story
If you argue right, you’re never wrong.
Lawyers. The legal thieves.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law very well and a great lawyer knows the judge very well…
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
Laws are like spiderwebs.They catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
Whoever tells the best story wins.
A good lawyer knows the law. A better lawyer knows the judge. But the best lawyer knows the judge’s mistress.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
A lawyer must be a great author.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it himself.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
Where there is a will, there is a lawsuit.
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
A countryman between two lawyers is just like a fish between two cats.
Judge – A law student who marks his own examination papers.
This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice. It’s not how innocent you are but how you put your case. (jurisprudence)
A good lawyer is a great liar.
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.A good lawyer is a bad Christian.
If there wasn’t a penalty for laughing in court, the jury would never be able to hear the evidence.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place.
A good lawyer never give up, until he wants to, or until he gets what he wants.