DABANGG ki MUNNI

Teacher : Chipkali kise kehte hai???

Pappu : Chipkali ek garib magarmach hai,

jise bachpan me born vita wala dudh nahi mila,

jis kaaran woh kuposhan ka shikaar ho gai.

न मेरा एक होगा , न तेरा लाख होगा,

तारिफ तेरी ,न मेरा मजाक होगा,

गुरुर न कर शाह-ए-शरीर का,

मेरा भी खाक होगा , तेरा भी खाक होगा

4 Students: 1 of HARVARD 1 of OXFORD 1 of TEXAS & Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY...

1 Common Question - What is the fastest thing in the World?

Student of HARVARD: "Light"

Student of OXFORD: "Thought"

Student of TEXAS: "Blink of an Eye"

SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY: "Loose Motion!",

Because last night I was lying on my bed & before I could "Blink", "Think" or "Turn on the Light",, It was all over...

तुझको खुदा ने रुक-रुक बनाया,

पूरी ज़माने की खुदाई तुझ में ही भर दी,

हर अंग तेरा जैसे ,

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