First Student: mere marks 97.5% ...Second Student: mere marks 98.1% ...Third Student: mere marks 98.9% ......Delhi University: Aur dikhao, aur dikhao, aur dikhao...
Dard ho Dil Men To Dawa KijiyeDil hi Jab Dard Ho To Kya Kijiye.
Me: I've seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way.Genie: I promise that won't happen. I'm so sure it won't I'll give you infinite wishes if it does.Me: Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth.Genie: You stupid......
‘Love is like a chewing gum,
It tastes only in the beginning!
But friendship is like chocolate,
It tastes till it ends!’
Happy Chocolate Day!
ना तलवार की धार से ना गोलियों की बौछार से, बंदा डरता है तो सिर्फ अपने बाप की मार से।