टीचर (स्टूडेंट से) : सेमेस्टर सिस्टम से क्या फायदा है, बताओ?
स्टूडेंट : फायदा तो पता नहीं, पर बेइज्जती साल में दो बार हो जाती है|

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Teacher: - Kya padhaoon aaj...???
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Student: - Ji aaj mera nikaah padha do roll numbar 7 wali ke saath.... 

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Teacher:Ek Saal Me

Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?

Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!

Teacher:10 Raate,

Kaise?

Gopal: 9 NavaRaati

aur 1 ShivRaatri

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Master: How Old is ur father? 

Pappu: As old as I am. 

Master: How is it possible? 

Pappu: He became father only after I was born.

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टीचर – संजू यमुना नदी कहॉं बहती है ?
संजू – जमीन पर
टीचर – नक्शे में बताओं कहॉं बहती है ?
संजू – नक्शे में कैसे बह सकती है, नक्शा गल नहीं जाएगा | 

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Teccher: Water ka formula batao?
Student: H2O + MgCl2 + CaSO4 + AlCl3 + NaOH + KOH + HNO3 + HCL + CO2.
Teacher: Abe, Ye ans galat hai.
Student: Sir ye "NAALE" ka pani hai !!!

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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki

tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

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