Sms - Marriage Wishes

Dil faadkar raya har dost mera.....

humne to bas yahi pucha.....

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Bibi kahayal rakhti hai tera.

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पत्नी अपने पति से बोली - रात को तुम सपने में मुझे गालियां दे रहे थे 

और मेरे मां-बाप को कोस रहे थे , क्यों ?

पति ने कहा- झूठ बोलती हो तुम ! मैं उस वक्त सोया ही नहीं था |

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Husband : (came from office ) Darling

I'm tired should need a cup of coffee.

Wife: O sure sweetheart! Kitchen is beside you,

but plz make its strong and sugar should be less !

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पति-तुम्हारी रोज-रोज की नई फरमाइशों से परेशान होकर मैं आत्महत्या कर लूंगा।

पत्‍‌नी-आप भी न रुला के ही मानोगे

चलो एक अच्छी सी सफेद साड़ी दिला दो बस. आपकी तेरहवीं पर पहनूंगी।


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A successful man is one,

who makes more money

than

his wife can spend !

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पति सारी रात गायब रहने के बाद सुबह जब घर पहुंचा , 

तो पत्नी ने गुस्से से कहा , अब सुबह के सात बजे किसलिए आये हो ?

पति ने जवाब दिया नाश्ता करने के लिए

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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.


He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do you always carry your TV remote with you?"


She replied, "No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.


The story continues...

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.


Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.


MORAL: Respect the hobbies of your husband.


Story continues...

Wife took out his husband's credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately he didn't block his own card.


Moral: Don't underestimate the power of a WIFE.


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Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai ?

Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband

ke hisse mein aate hai,

aur biwi Be-Gum ho jai Hai !

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Aisi BIWI ko kya kahege jo Sundar ho,

Samajhdar ho, Budhiman ho, Kam bolti ho,

aur apne pati se kabhi na LADTI ho !

" AFWAH"

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